Results >> Round of 35th (30 April-1 May 2011) Barclays Premier League

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Barclays Premier League Results 35 of round may 2011
Barclays Premier League Results : Round of 35th

Chelsea opened up opportunities won the Barclays Premier League trophy after beating Tottenham 2-1, although the first by a goal behind Sandro (19 '), Chelsea turn things around and get three points by the goal Lampard (45') and Kalou (89 ').

With the victory, Chelsea collecting 70 points, the difference of three points of leaders of the standings table Barclays Premier League, Manchester United. Manchester United was ranked first with 73 points. The match between Arsenal vs Manchester United will run Sunday, May 1, 2011 at 14:05 GMT.


Wigan Athletic are still in the relegation zone after the Barclays Premier League match play round of 35 draw against Everton 1-1.

This is the latest results of the Barclays Premier League round of 35, 30 April-1 May 2011 :

April 30
Blackburn R (1) vs (0) Bolton W
Scores :
Blackburn R : M. Olsson[20'].
Bolton W :

Blackpool (0) vs (0) Stoke City
Scores :
Blackpool : - .
Stoke City : - .

Sunderland (0) vs (3) Fulham
Scores :
Sunderland : - .
Fulham : G. Kakuta[33'], S. Davies[61',73'].


West Bromwich A (2) vs (1) Aston Villa
Scores :
West Bromwich A : P. Odemwingie[60'], Y. Mulumbu[84'].
Aston Villa : A. Méité[4'(o.g)].


Wigan Athletic (1) vs (1) Everton
Scores :
Wigan Athletic : C. N´Zogbia[21'].
Everton : L. Baines[78'(pen)].


Chelsea (2) vs (1) Tottenham H
Scores :
Chelsea : F. Lampard[45'], S. Kalou[89'].
Tottenham H : R.G.C. Sandro[19']

May 1
Birmingham City (1) vs (1) Wolverhampton W
Scores :
Birmingham City :  S. Fletcher [7'(pen.)].
Wolverhampton W : S. Larsson[27'].

Liverpool (3) vs (0) Newcastle United
Scores :
Liverpool : M. Rodriguez[10'], D. Kuyt [59'(pen.)], L. Suarez[65'].
Newcastle United : - .

Arsenal (1) vs (0) Manchester United
Scores : 
Arsenal : A. Ramsey[56'].
Manchester United : - .


Manchester City (2) vs (1) West Ham United
Scores : 
Manchester City : N.d. Jong[11'], L. Jacobsen [15'(o.g.)].
West Ham United : D. Ba[33'].


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MACABRA: LA MANO DEL DIABLO - Alfredo Zacarias ( Demonoid: messenger of death - 1981 )


















Aquí tenemos un film bastante peculiar... Ejem...

La película empieza en Guanamato, México, donde una pareja de arqueólogos excava en una minas y tal y se abre un agujero por donde van a parar a... ¡Una cripta subterranea!

Resulta que el lugar es un templo de SATANAS, en donde adoraban al mismo demonio.

Y ahí encuentran una especie de mano disecada o no se que mierda, que parece ser... ¡La mano del demonio!¡Cojones!

Y eso lo deducimos porque en el templo hay una estatua del diablo manca. Dos mas dos igual a cuatro. ¿No?

Pues salidos del agujero resulta que la mano va poseyendo al que juega con ella. Es decir que la mano se hace polvo, pero su espítitu maligno posee a la mano "viva" de la víctima, que actua contra su voluntad.

Es decir que la mano "poseida" hace putadas como estrangular a la persona dueña de la mano, intentar matar a gente o cosas así, contra la voluntad de la persona que no la puede detener, etc...

Imaginaros que la mano se ponga cachonda y si se encarna en la mano de un tipo decide masturbarse en medio de un supermercado. Imaginaros la escena. Una mano agarra tu pene meneándolo sin parar... ¡Vaya mano mas cabrona! Y tú con la otra pelea contra tu mano masturbadora , ante los ojos de la clientela.

Y tu chillas... "Y no soy. Yo no quiero. ¡Estoy intentando detener a esta puta mano maligna!"

Y entonces una mujer te grita: "Dejate de historias hijo de puta, que la tienes tiesa y te estás soltando mas leche que una vaca lechera"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

O la versión para el bando femenino. ¡Cómo me voy a olvidar de vosotras!

La mano del diablo posee a una chica o mujer, y cuando está en la peluquería va y no para la mano loca de frotar el potorro. Entonces la mujer sonrojada intenta detener a la mano masturbadora, intento quitar con la mano buena, la mano mala de la entrepierna.

Entonces la peluquera le dice: "Oiga... Sí está aburrida tengo unas cuentas revistas del corazón aquí"

Entonce la "poseida" responde: "No puedo controlar la mano está: está poseida por el diablo"

Y entonces una viejota al lado, con la cabeza llena de rulos dice: "Pues menos mal que estás en la peluquería guapa, porque si estás la frutería te estarías metiendo un pepino. No quisiera pensar que harías cuando llegaras a las zanahorias. ¡El conejo se va a poner contento!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tras mis audaces chistes verdes (que cabrón soy, lo reconozco) decir que en el film la mano va poseyendo gente por aquí y por allá, que luchan para amputársela debajo de las vias del tren, en operaciones, a cuchilladas, quemándolas, etc...

Resumiendo: los arqueólogos la cagan al descubrir algo maligno e imparable que irá causando el caos a su paso.

Un modesto film de serie B, de guión desquiciante, realmente rocambolesco y que cuenta con actores como Stuart Whitman y Samantha Eggar.

Para mí la combinación falla por lo alocado e imposible de la propuesta. Sí por ejemplo hubieran encontrado un anillo, medallón o talisman que posee a las personas, convirtiéndolos en asesinos y que el diablo "salte" de persona en persona, igual la cosa hubiera estado diferente.

Pero no cabe duda que hay que reconocer el mérito de este disparate de proponer algo distinto.

Lo curioso es que el poster del diablo con bellezas a sus pies, da a entender que:

A) va a salir el demonio entero, cosa que no pasa en el film
B) va a haber mucha chica guapa, en plan erótico, cosa que no es así
C) que el film va a tener una potente carga sexual, cosa que no pasa ni por el forro

Es decir, que uno ve la portada y piensa que uno va a ver mas pechugas que en una granja avícola, y nada mas lejos de la realidad. Una tomadura de pelo.



Nombres en otros paises:

Devil's Hand West Germany
Kuoleman lähettiläs
La mano del diablo
Les doigts du diable
Macabra
Macabra - Die Hand des Teufels
에 대한 자막
Демоноид: Посланник смерти
شيطانة: رسول الموت
Дявол: Пратеник на смърт
邪魔: 死亡的信使
Démon : Posel smrti
Onde selv: Budbringer for død
Boodschapper van Dood
paha henki: Viestintuojan kuoleman
Dämon: Kurier des Todes
Messager de la mort
Δαίμονας: Αγγελιοφόρος του θανάτου
שטן: מלאך המוות
राक्षस: सुन-समझकर मृत्यु की
A küldönc halál
Messaggero della morte
악마: 죽음의 메신저
鬼: 死のメッセンジャー
Mensageiro da morte
Mesager al mortii
Демон: Посыльный смерти
Glasnik smrt
Budbärare av död
อสูเรศ: คนส่งเอกสารของความตาย

Results >> Round of 35th Barclays Premier League (30 April-1 May 2011)

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Round of 35th Barclays Premier League

Barclays Premier League Results | 35th Round | Season 2010/2011

Here's Latest score Barclays Premier League 30th round (30 April-1 May 2011) :

April 30
Blackburn R (1) vs (0) Bolton W
Blackpool (0) vs (0) Stoke City
Sunderland (0) vs (3) Fulham
West Bromwich A (2) vs (1) Aston Villa
Wigan Athletic (1) vs (1) Everton
Chelsea (2) vs (1) Tottenham H



May 1
Birmingham C (1) vs (1) Wolverhampton W
Liverpool (3) vs (0) Newcastle United
Arsenal (1) vs (0) Manchester United
Manchester City (2) vs (1) West Ham United


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El Mejor Gol de Tiro Libre de la Historia Roberto Carlos

A continuación les coloco el mejor gol de la historio convertido de tiro libre y lo hizo Roberto Carlos jugando por la selección brasileña contra Francia, lo que mas llamada la atención es la increíble comba que hace la pelota.

Rosy Rose

Thingswelove dress, unbranded knitwear, Dorothy Perkins tights, Marc by Marc Jacobs bag, Dr. Martens boots

Visited Brightspot Market...S and I fell in love with this brand called Voyej and he couldn't help but getting himself a wallet hahaha...


I myself got a dress from P.A.N.G...yay! :) I also managed to force S in buying me a flower hihih...

Lovely day! :)

Liverpool >> Raheem Sterling Profile

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Raheem Sterling Liverpool Winger
Raheem Sterling Profile
Name : Raheem Sterling.
Place/Date of birth : Jamaica, 8 December 1994.
Height : 1.65 m.
Player Position : Winger.
Football team : Liverpool.
Number  : 31.

CAREER
Youth
2003–2010 : Queens Park Rangers
2010-  ....  : Liverpool.
Senior
2011– ... : Liverpool(Barclays Premier League-English Football).

NATIONAL TEAM
2009–2010 : England U16.
2010– .... : England U17.

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Preview >> Arsenal vs Manchester United [1 May 2011] - Barclays Premier League

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Arsenal vs Manchester United [1 May 2011]

Arsenal vs Manchester United
Barclays Premier League
Emirates Stadium
Sunday, 1 May 2011

The match to be won if Manchester United want to get the Barclays Premier League trophy this season, as well as record-breaking winner of most Barclays Premier League Trophy (currently 18 Trophy).

No problems at Manchester United's squad, Manchester United squad to play the best. Berbatov likely have recovered from injury and ready for the match against Arsenal. However, Ferguson is likely to play Hernandez and Rooney as a striker. Unlike Arsenal, Arsenal's squad was having injury problems the players.


But Arsenal are believed to give the fight to the Barclays Premier League match round 35. Although the opportunity to achieve a very small degree, Arsenal will not let Manchester United took three points with ease.

INJURED/UNAVAILABLE
Arsenal
Doubtful : Rosicky (illness)
Injured : Bartley (knee), Diaby (calf), Fabianski (shoulder), Mannone (thigh), Vermaelen (Achilles).

Manchester United
Suspended : Scholes (one match)
Injured/unavailable : Fletcher (virus), Hargreaves (shoulder).

POSSIBILITY FORMATION
Arsenal Squad : 4-4-2
Szczesny, Sagna, Djourou, Koscielny, Clichy, Song, Wilshere, Walcott, Fabregas, Nasri, van Persie.

Man Utd Squad : 4-4-2
Van der Sar, Evra, Ferdinand, Vidic, Fabio, Valencia, Carrick, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez.

MATCH OFFICIALS
Referee : Chris Foy.
Assistant referees : John Flynn & Andy Garratt.
Fourth official : Lee Mason.

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Preview Barclays >> Round of 35th [Barclays Premier League Fixtures]

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BBC Football Barclays Premier League Fixtures 35
Barclays Premier League Fixtures : Round of 35th
This is the schedule of the Barclays Premier League round of 35, 30 April-1 May 2011 :

April 30
Blackburn Rovers vs Bolton Wanderers -  15:00 GMT
Blackpool vs Stoke City - 15:00 GMT
Sunderland vs Fulham - 15:00 GMT
West Bromwich A vs Aston Villa - 15:00 GMT
Wigan Athletic vs Everton -  15:00 GMT
Chelsea vs Tottenham H -  17:30 GMT

May 1
Birmingham City  vs Wolves -  12:00 GMT
Liverpool  vs Newcastle United -  12:00 GMT
Arsenal vs Manchester United - 14:05 GMT
Manchester City  vs West Ham United - 16:10 GMT

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Transfer News >> Speculation target new goalkeeper Van Der Sar's successor

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Speculation target transfer new goalkeeper Manchester United Summer windows Transfer
Rui Patricio, Speculation target new goalkeeper Van Der Sar's successor

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After speculation about Manchester United's desire to find a new replacement goalkeeper Edwin Van Dar, The name De Gea and Manuel Neuer is often linked with Manchester United transfer news.

Now, comes a new name target of Manchester United's goalkeeper. Rui Patricio, Sporting Lisbon goalkeeper reported being monitored by Sir Alex Ferguson.


Sir Alex Ferguson is said to have long observed Rui Patricio. since 2009, Ferguson has observed the development of Rui Patricio and now it seems it will be realized, let alone allegedly cost only £ 6 million.

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Liverpool >> Martin Kelly Profile

BBC Football | Barclays Premier League | Martin Kelly | Liverpool Football Club | Biography | Player Profile and Career | Centre Back / Right Back | England National Team

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Martin Kelly Profile
Name : Martin Ronald Kelly.
Place/Date of birth : England, 27 April 1990.
Height : 1.91 m.
Player Position : Centre Back / Right Back.
Football team : Liverpool.
Number  : 34.



CAREER
Youth
1997–2007 : Liverpool.
Senior
2007– ... : Liverpool (Barclays Premier League-English Football).
2009→ Huddersfield Town(loan).

NATIONAL TEAM
2009 : England U19.
2009 : England U20.
2010 : England U21.

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Liverpool >> Jonjo Shelvey Profile

BBC Football | Barclays Premier League | Jonjo Shelvey | Liverpool Football Club | Biography | Player Profile and Career | Midfielder | England National Team

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Jonjo Shelvey Liverpool Midfielder
Jonjo Shelvey Profile
Name : Jonjo Shelvey.
Place/Date of birth : England, 27 February 1992.
Height : 1.88 m.
Player Position : Midfielder.
Football team : Liverpool.
Number  : 33.



CAREER
Youth
- .
Senior
2008–2010 : Charlton Athletic.
2010– ... : Liverpool (Barclays Premier League-English Football).

NATIONAL TEAM
2007–2008 : England U16.
2008–2009 : England U17.
2010- .... : England U19.

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Schedules >> Barclays Premiership Fixtures Round of 35th [Barclays Premier League]

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Barclays Premiership Fixtures Round of 35th

Barclays Premier League Match | 35th Round | 30 April-1 May 2011 | Season 2010/2011

Big match will take place in the Barclays Premier League round of 35, Manchester United will travel to the Emirates Stadium to face Arsenal. Not only that, Chelsea will also face heavy match against Tottenham.

Andy Carroll, who now plays for Liverpool will face his former club, Newcastle United. However, news last time Andy Carroll is experiencing Injury.



Here's Barclays Premiership fixtures round of 35th (30 April-1 May 2011) :

April 30
Blackburn R vs Bolton W
Blackpool vs Stoke City
Sunderland vs Fulham
West Bromwich A vs Aston Villa
Wigan Athletic vs Everton
Chelsea vs Tottenham H


May 1
Birmingham C vs Wolverhampton W
Liverpool vs Newcastle United
Arsenal vs Manchester United
Manchester City vs West Ham United

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